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[13 Nov 2009|04:26am] |
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So I think I should pretend to be a stripper all the time, not just at Halloween. Or maybe just become one. I think I could make a lot of money being one, once we get out of here and all. Everyone here's so prudish I doubt anyone'd go because they could be recognised or something. Personally I don't see the big deal, but whatever. I just know I look good in just my knickers.
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| 18. when you're furious |
[29 Oct 2009|03:52pm] |
Every so often I get reminded why I decided to become a lesbian. Thanks James, today it's your fault.
PS I hate you
[Louis]
We're not talking to James or Scorpius anymore, they're just content to sit there and make stupid comments and I hate them. So you should too because they're jerks.
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| 17. come on, come on, let's play |
[28 Oct 2009|05:40pm] |
AH! I love Halloween, like really love it. I'm so excited for it.
I know it's kinda late, but Louis will you be my date? We could even match costumes! I dunno if you've already got one, but you know I haven't because I'm lazy, BUT whatever I can match you. OR if you don't, we can think of an awesome idea and have the best costumes ever.
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| 16. it's just a shame |
[19 Sep 2009|02:26pm] |
So my birthday was yesterday which I guess makes me 22ish? Something?
Had to work, that was crap. Went and did shit with Louis. Managed not to drink anything. Tired as hell. Still need to get laid. Still better than it'd have been back in normal-time land. Oh well.
The end.
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| 15. i've come to terms with all my insecurities |
[07 Sep 2009|02:13pm] |
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Rita Skeeter, did you just call me a whore?
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| 14. more to living than being alive |
[03 Sep 2009|04:41pm] |
ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF LOCKEWOOD:
I have a survey I want everyone to take, it's for research. You don't have to sign your names or anything, and you can even change your writing so I don't know who you are, and you can hex the answers private to me or keep it all open for everyone to see.
Now don't be shy, no one but me will see the answers.
(Louis you don't have a choice, you have to answer these)
Here we go:
1. How old are you?
2. What is your favourite colour?
3. Favourite animal?
4. Favourite person in the world?
5. Dream job?
6. Describe your sex life before Lockewood.
7. Now, describe it now.
And do be honest, it's strictly for research.
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| 13. save yourself from fading away now |
[02 Sep 2009|09:23pm] |
So my birthday's in a couple weeksish, but my liver hurts so I dunno about a big drinking party. Oi my brain is so not set up for brainstorming for non-drinking parties.
I'm tired. This sorting the post thing is boring. No one but me ever writes to people. You guys suck arse.
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| 12. made up my mind |
[28 Aug 2009|11:38am] |
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So boyfriend. I want to do something girly, do you want to do something girly? Good, that's what I thought. We haven't chatted in ages, drop what you're doing and go home- NO WAIT run to the store and get some chocolate something OH SEE IF THEY HAVE NUTELLA? Can't believe I just NOW thought of that. ANYway so I'm coming over- No I'll go to the store, haven't eaten today yet anyway, so yeah drop whatever you're doing because I'm coming over! In like, 15, k?
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| 11. got a sick infection |
[15 Aug 2009|05:59pm] |
Ms. Skeeter,
I'm sorry I won't be able to make it to work today, on account of a hangover the size of Hogwarts. Blame Louis, I always do.
Note to self: Vodka =/= water
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| 10. oh how the tables turned |
[15 Aug 2009|12:02am] |
ATTENTION JAMES POTTER II AND LOUIS WEASLEY:
I have a new roommate now so you tosspots can't move in anymore. SORRY ♥
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| 09. patron saint of lost causes |
[07 Aug 2009|04:10pm] |
I don't understand holding grudges and hating people for stupid shit. He said, she said, what the fuck ever, get over it when someone's making an effort to make things better.
( Mum )
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| 08. thoughts they change, and times they rearrange |
[06 Aug 2009|03:30am] |
fUCkIng fUCk fUCk fUCkItY fUCk I Can't FInd mY fUCkIng ShOeS SO I Can't leaVe the hOUSe
LOUIS I need YOU tO be a gOOd bOYfrIend and helP me fInd my ShOeS Or JameS COUld help me!
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| 07. some things in life are undeniable |
[02 Aug 2009|11:46am] |
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So a priest walks up to a prostitute on the street corner and says, "Young lady, what would your mother say if she saw you here?" And she says, "Oh she'd kill me, this is her corner."
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| 06. you knew you still felt alive |
[25 Jun 2009|07:12am] |
......what day is it?
[added:]
WHY THE FUCK DON'T I REMEMBER THE LAST FIVE FUCKING DAYS?
[added again:]
MUM I am coming to see you RIGHT NOW because my house smells like...well you don't want to know because you probably wouldn't approve, BUT I have to get out and if I've seen you since the picnic I don't remember
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| 05. a plate of quite peculiar |
[18 Jun 2009|11:33am] |
Dear Diary,
It's been a while since I've written in you, and for some reason I feel compelled to proper punctuation and grammar and maybe even spelling. I've been craving Chinese food but we don't have any here. I knew I should have learned how to make orange chicken when I was seeing that asian chick with the really cute old asian mum who made it herself. That was a good weekend.
Oh well. Mum's coming over to party with the boys and me. Maybe I should clean up a little.
Nah, too lazy. Mum, if you read this, door's open, don't bother knocking.
Love,
Roxanne
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| 04. one second it was perfect, now you're halfway out the door |
[13 Jun 2009|12:24am] |
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Boys are stupid. I'm becoming a full-time lesbian.
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| 03. sneakin out late, tappin on his window |
[12 Jun 2009|05:11pm] |
This is the single greatest charm ever to be invented ever, I swear to Merlin.
Anyway, so my life is boring and there's nothing to do but jump on my bed (which I can do because I'm not 10m tall Freddie) and maybe get a dog like everyone else because those are SO fucking adorable and I think it'd be awesome and
GELLERT I NEED MY FACE PAINTED AGAIN
Anyway so my brother lives with a scary bitch from hell and her brother and it's kinda funny because she's so defensive I have to poke at her all the time but I kinda wish she'd either get off the rag or take some midol because Jesus tapdancing Christ she can be MEAN
I think I am going to use this charm from now until forfuckingever so suck it if you don't like it
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| 02. all eyes on me |
[06 Jun 2009|01:56am] |
ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF LOCKEWOOD:
IT IS A FRIDAY NIGHT, EVERYONE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB TONIGHT ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE BORED.
That is all.
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| 01. back from the edge |
[05 Jun 2009|04:03am] |
Dear Diary,
Today was boring. So was yesterday. All my cousins buggered off or something and left me all alone in my roommate-less house to nothing but try and blow shit up. I've been out and about and seen everything, and the "club" here is surely lacking in good music and attractive people. And all the blokes here are either related to me or stodgy. Dunno about the birds yet, but they usually are easier than the boys, funnily enough.
Well, that's all for me now, Diary. I have to go knock some cousins round the head. Maybe more tomorrow.
XOXO, Roxanne
LOUIS
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| 00. you better cool it off before you burn it out |
[18 May 2009|09:27am] |
You got your passion, you got your pride
But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?
Dream on but don't imagine they'll all come true
When will you realize
Vienna waits for you?
Slow down, you crazy child
Take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while
It's alright you can afford to lose a day or two
When will you realize
( Vienna waits for you? )
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